a person who is scared and afraid of minecraft. Usualy when a minecraft-phobic person joins a vc in discord and hears a guy playing minecraft he starts crying and leaves the vc to play league of legends in a private vc for another 6 hours until he goes to sleep.
Me : * Joins league of legends vc * hey guys wassup im playing minecraft :)
John : Bro either leave or im leaving everyone who is playing minecraft and not league of legends in this vc should leave
Me : You are a big bitch minecraft-phobic cock sucker * leaves vc *
John : Bro either leave or im leaving everyone who is playing minecraft and not league of legends in this vc should leave
Me : You are a big bitch minecraft-phobic cock sucker * leaves vc *
by Duck bruh bruh Hunter January 28, 2021
Get the minecraft-phobicmug. by Autismo monsoon June 15, 2019
Get the minecraft legendmug. by Biome of Rec Room October 17, 2019
Get the Minecraft Classicmug. doing something subjectively meaningless (based on the Latin phrase damno quod non intelligo, i.e. subjective to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you).
mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.
Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, or lack thereof, of playing Minecraft, I mean actually physically playing the game, is subjectively meaningless (Adam goes off to help his dad)
Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, or lack thereof, of playing Minecraft, I mean actually physically playing the game, is subjectively meaningless (Adam goes off to help his dad)
by Sexydimma December 18, 2012
Get the playing Minecraftmug. The act of painting your penis green with the pattern of a creeper, attaching c-4 to the bottom of your penis and detonating it in side a female's vagina. Causes great grief.
"Did you hear lucas totally dirty minecrafted evan's butthole last night!"
"yeah it was totally griefed!"
"yeah it was totally griefed!"
by mr. 10100101010 October 26, 2012
Get the dirty minecraftmug. A minecraft virgin is still a chad but is not married snice he plays minecraft all day playing bed wars and skyblock.He is a good guy maybe has a youtube that has 1 or 2k subs.
Minecraft virgin: Hello minecraft chad,Want to beat up that minecraft kid?
Minecraft chad: yes virgin minecrafter.
*They beat up the minecraft kid*
Minecraft kid: OMG YOU HACK I HATE YOU WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa UUU HACKDER IOMGSW DW8QYRM TYOUeqzsucks 3iu
Minecraft virgin: Hello minecraft chad,Want to beat up that minecraft kid?
Minecraft chad: yes virgin minecrafter.
*They beat up the minecraft kid*
Minecraft kid: OMG YOU HACK I HATE YOU WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa UUU HACKDER IOMGSW DW8QYRM TYOUeqzsucks 3iu
by NotAexpert April 8, 2021
Get the Minecraft Virginmug. goatgoatgoatgoatgoatgoatgoatgoatgoatgoatgoatgoatgoatgoatgoatgoat goat goatgoatgoatgoatgoatgoatgoatgoatgoatgoatgoatgoatgoat minecraft goat
by minecraftgoatttt August 18, 2021
Get the minecraft goatmug.