flog the log

see friggin in the riggin

Whatever flogs your log!

by Jesus does it in the butt February 22, 2003

log jam

A massive quantity of poop that blocks the toilet. It can be from more than one person.

Larry took such a big poop that it created a log jam in the toilet that required a plunger to clear it out.

by SWO October 17, 2006

Mossy Log

McNade's, of the iG sqaud, equipment. Also see: chicken nugget.

Yo man, you see McNade missing those headshots? He almost got killed till he pulled out his mossy log.

by uTg|Jigga May 4, 2006

Lincoln Log

A roll of pennies that is placed in ones ass

Guy: I need to go to the bank, I'm fresh out of Lincoln Logs

by kylesimons December 10, 2011

log touching

when a person puts their entire hand up the ass of themselves or a recievong partner.

Looks like you're into a little bit of the log touching aren't you fag.

by David Meacham January 20, 2003

greace log

an extreamly slippery turd/shit/crap
but not to the extent of dihorreah

eww that was a slippy 1

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

HEAT LOG

The nasty, sticky shit you take when you've eaten to many burritos in the sun!

"Gawd, i shouldn't have eaten that 6th burrito out here in the sun, i've gotta run drop a heat log!"

by Kajinn October 19, 2006