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Jordan

The biggest fucking favor you will ever meet and always beats his meat. He’s always leaning on your ass and never ever completes his god dam homework fuck you jordan
Jordan is suck a dumb ass
by Aunt Patty December 5, 2018
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Jordan

lies about his age
Jordan: I'm 16
Me: oh I'm 15!

Jordan: jk I'm 15 I turn 16 this summer
by hvshbrown June 5, 2018
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Jordan

a person who has stanky ass breath and comes from Africa
OMG JORDAN DO YOU LOVE MOMMY
by PEZY6969 February 14, 2019
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Jordan

A way to say the n-word without getting in trouble with Tyrone.
Craig met up with Tyrone and greeted him “What’s up my jordan?”
by gkshsjd June 9, 2021
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Jordan

A is a kid who will have a small dick and lenix will always fight him to see who has a bigger dick
Jordan:I have a big dick
Lenix:I have a bigger one
by Hey butch February 9, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is a girl with a slight orange tint to it she’s nice when u first meet her but then she will take advantage of you and be a bitch. She doesn’t care about money and will even steal it from her own mom and friends. She thinks she is very popular but that is not true she is a rude little girl and tends to hangout with Mias and also Hannahs. Never trust and jordan because she dates boys to get popular and dates black guys and curls her hair to be black when she is white and pale af and bad little freckled face not that much but is ugly. Just remember they are fake and never trustful NEVER TRUST THEM
Get away from her she is a brat, fake, and tries to act cute when she’s not, just like a Jordan
by jacquiim July 24, 2018
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Jordan

lies about his age
Jordan: I'm 16
Me: I'm 15
Jordan: jk I'm 15 I turn 16 this summer
by hvshbrown June 5, 2018
mugGet the Jordanmug.

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