A Ivan is a person, who, unlike the Lukas or Bjørn (see their definition), is beyond the nature of all things. The word "God" (or Iehova) was previously created to attempt and capture the indefinitive awesomeness of the Ivan, but so far attempts have been unsuccesful. A Ivan is ALL!
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Get the Ivan mug.Iced bloke who can take ketshots like no other. While others get slayed after 5 shots of ket, Ivan the ketbender will praise the almighty by taking 10 at a time. Fueled by ketamine, he will instantly bend ket like no other after his session.
"Oh shit, Ivan the ketbender just took 50 shots of ket and started bending that shit."
"For real, I got fucked up after like 5 shots of that junk bruh."
"For real, I got fucked up after like 5 shots of that junk bruh."
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