A school were you meet Jake Paul and John Wick, and get to be an epic Fortnite gamer! You also need to give John Wick your mom's credit card so he can stab the noobs with it!
by JohnWick666 December 6, 2018
Get the International Fortnite School mug.Also known as the ISB, is a shithole of a highschool in Switzerland, mostly made up of rich white kids. You recognize an ISB student either from their yelling on public transport, occupying the whole A2 club, or passed out in the streets on a saturday night. There’s no quiet place to study in this school, the only place where you can catch a break are the underground music rooms. But they’re occupied by seniors raw dogging their 8th grader girlfriends. The bathrooms are also a no go, unless you don’t mind clouds of nicotine. The teachers have no skills in working with kids and empathy does not exist. They have the same monkey brain as the crackheads at the train station. If you want a break, most of the kids in this school know or are drug dealers. So you can meet on the weekend to get drunk and high to forget your torments. Your brain is already frying because of the stupidity of the school, stress, and radiation from all the devices. So why not fry it some more by snorting speed. it’s the only thing making you feel alive anyways. 32k a year for a shitty education, with extra: Development of either depression, anxiety, or an eating disorder because you can’t afford to spend 10CHF a day for shit food. Get ready to pay more than 32K because therapy bills will start piling. The ISB might have a mascot but no spirit, you can’t expect high depressed students to cheer on the school that got them in their current misery.
Therapist: How do you have so much work and get so little sleep? It's not humane.
Student: I go to the International School of Basel, it's a norm there.
Therapist: Ah yes, I have a lot of patients from that school.
Student: I go to the International School of Basel, it's a norm there.
Therapist: Ah yes, I have a lot of patients from that school.
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