The day of December 1st, following the month of No Nut November, where every male is encouraged to masturbate, to relieve the testicular tension of the previous month.
Person 1: Bro can you come to the game tomorrow.
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?
by Bongonog November 11, 2019

by Beadylove August 3, 2021

Bottom: Happy International Top Day! I appreciate you and thank you for being my dom!
Top: Thank you, now come sit on my face!
Top: Thank you, now come sit on my face!
by daddysangel March 24, 2021

by iiOmqItzVoreGaming744 October 27, 2021

British National Day is a proposed official day for the United Kingdom and a celebration of Britishness on the 1st of May.
"Want to go drink tea and eat some crisps?"
"I'd love that, especially due to it being International Britain Day!"
"I'd love that, especially due to it being International Britain Day!"
by ScottishFunnyMan April 20, 2021

A: bro u know anyone that goes to dovercourt international school?
B: nah bro i don't even think it exists
B: nah bro i don't even think it exists
by fuckinghatethisplace October 17, 2021

January 17th. Every year on January 17th you must wank. If you're involved in a Seinfeld-esque contest where you cannot wank you will get a free pass to wank on January 17th.
by Solace-In-Death February 7, 2023
