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Heather

Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.

She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?

New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.

Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
by GotchaBialol July 30, 2023
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Heather

Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.

She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?

New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.

Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
by GotchaBialol July 30, 2023
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got heathered

A person above one pay grade who is a supervisor. Befriends you as your boss. Encourages you to ask for help and assures you it’s okay to ask questions.
Also lies right to everyone’s face.
Dude , I got heathered yesterday, that bitch got me me fired. She encouraged me to take time earned off.
by Lisarn005 September 11, 2023
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Heather Heffner

Heather Heffner is one of a kind, thats for sure. She's the kind of gal that gets triggered at the smallest of mistakes. Another word for her would be Karen, but using such a word in her presence would make her force you to do 569 squat jumps around the track while you watch your other friends sneak away to get free Great Harvest samples and steal shopping carts off the road. She has been gifted as one of the most passive aggresive people on planet Earth and keeps a beating stick with her at all times. She can sometimes be a total control freak. She's the kind of lady that takes 10% coffee beans and 90% the dirt it was grown in. Her coffee is sacred and should never be drop kicked. Ever. Overall Heather Heffner is an intersting person if you get to know her.
Dude quit acting like a heather heffner, it's freaking me out.
by Definitely not a Hawk January 20, 2022
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Heather

A generally stingy person titty flashing wise.
Asked Heather to Dump Em’ and she refused to show me her cans.
by Reverend-Jim/CT September 19, 2022
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Heather

A spicy lady, typically gingeresque, that will leave you high and dry when you need her most. Don’t worry she’ll make up for it with a sassy attitude and glares next time you see her. She’s a heartthrob that would capture the attention of any man that walks through the door. When she wears her thigh high boots watch out because any man would get caught staring.
Oh she’s pulling a Heather and ditching us? That’s cool I guess.
by Chancellor23 September 30, 2022
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Heather

a heather is a person that you like but hate yet at the same time. she/he is so perfect and everyone likes them, they're good at everything they do, they're smart, they're funny, and last but not least, they're beautiful/handsome. maybe they're not popular, maybe they are. they know how to fix a wrong into a right, and they know sometimes things can't be fixed no matter how hard they try. and if someone calls you one, take it as a compliment!
Jason: dude that new girl is such a Heather!
Ace: I know dude, she totally is! can you believe she's Miguel's girlfriend?!
Jason: she is?
Ace: Yep!
by TheyLuvvCiarra December 11, 2021
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