hardjob

getting a handjob a blowjob and your balls played with all at the same time

the bitch i fucked lastnight gave me the most amazing hardjob afterwards

by rick haroldson June 5, 2007

Hand Job City

Where a Hooker/Prostitute refuses to finish a blow job, then attempts to jerk the patron off.

Hooker - "Why are you taking so long to cum?"
Patron - "Shut up and keep sucking my dick"
Hooker - "Hand job city"
Patron - "Do I look like the person to fuck with?"
Hooker - "No" 'resumes blow job and gets compensated $5.00 USD'

by Hudson Street Homeboy October 20, 2010

Hand Job

When a man or a woman grabs/holds onto, or caresses with a gliding stroke, a penis, to the point of a white gooey mess. Handtastic!

I wanted a blow job, but she gave me a hand job instead.

by Pink and moist August 23, 2008

hand job

When You Stroke A Man's Penis Up And Down So He Cums
You Know You Are Doing Good When He Begins To Moan And Groan
And When He Cums He Will Really Think You Are A Hot Bitch If You Lick The Cum Off He Big Fuckin' Penis

While I Gave Danny A Hand Job
He Got SOOO Excited That We Went For The Real Deal!!
So He Rolled Over Pined Me Down And We Had The Best Sex Ever!!

by Sexy Hot Bitch June 21, 2006

hand-job

it's da action of some bitch wanking your penis.

yeah bitch...it feels great when you give me a hand-job, or wank my penis.

by Julian,,,Poli May 25, 2008

Sand Paper Hand Job

(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.

That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.

by Dr. Thunder Dix December 26, 2010

handjobbies

When your girlfriend jacks you of. Or boyfriend. Whichever suits your style.

Damn, Keita gave Ryohei a few handjobbies last night.

by Aya March 2, 2005