The Dirty Hopper, best spoken with a Boston accent, is the act of pulling a technical upper decker in a bathroom during any time when one simply cannot get their pants down and their ass on the toilet in time to shit. This can be very messy as sometimes one waits too long to finally let it out and it can become quite an embarrassing situation with a lasting memory amongst those involved
Horrified co-worker: "what the fuck is that smell?"
Disgusted co-worker: "I don't know, like someone shit and didn't spray"
Shocked co-worker: "Nooooope!....Lumpy pulled a Dirty Hopper!"
Unsurprised co-worker: "Ah, ah, ah, ah ,ah....the old dirty hoppah!"
Disgusted co-worker: "I don't know, like someone shit and didn't spray"
Shocked co-worker: "Nooooope!....Lumpy pulled a Dirty Hopper!"
Unsurprised co-worker: "Ah, ah, ah, ah ,ah....the old dirty hoppah!"
by theIiNtheSky March 08, 2014
'HOW IS THAT KID SILVER WHEN HE'S HOPPING THROUGH THE FUCKING SPEED OF LIGHT?!'
'Cuz he funny hopper'
'Cuz he funny hopper'
by 3pical May 17, 2021
When a person sneaks up behind another person, then violently lifts their knee to strike them in the crack of the ass.
by Super E Money October 03, 2007
John matched with a girl in tinder, and thinks he will be going on a date. Little does John know she's a tourist hopper and does this every weekend with someone new in town.
by Ryan_hil January 01, 2024
A woman in a foreign country who hops tourist to tourist.
Commonly on dating apps a tourist hopper will be friendlier, and make it seem like she is looking to date. Her main goal is to get free meals, drinks, and w.e luxuries she can.
Commonly on dating apps a tourist hopper will be friendlier, and make it seem like she is looking to date. Her main goal is to get free meals, drinks, and w.e luxuries she can.
Patrick: Is John going out with that girl Erica from tinder tonight? Izak: She suggested him to meet her at a fancy restaurant, then go out for drinks after. Patrick: He should be careful she sounds like a tourist hopper.
by Ryan_hil December 23, 2023
A woman, usually a single mother that jumps from man to man, using him for all his resources, time, monies and affection
by WISE KING January 09, 2022
by Dragonofdarkness13 September 06, 2021