cooking the hooker

( a combo of cooking the books and hooker) : taking advantage of the most vulnerable people in our society

When it comes to dealing with the 3 plagues of social work, we are not only cooking the hooker; we are also defunding the police.

by Sexydimma July 10, 2021

Hooker Coupon

A fifty dollar bill.

-I'd be happy to cash your check. Would you like big bills or small bills?
-Hooker coupons, please.

by Dr. Winchester Thundercock June 1, 2010

Soggy Hooker

A Soggy Hooker is when a group of lads order a hooker and have a bukake party on her face until everyone finishes. The last person to finish has to perform the soggy hooker and lick the face of the cum soaking hooker.

The boys came back from a night out and ordered a prostitute and decided to play soggy hooker. Poor Kevin finished last and got a mouth full of spooge.

by Iollann V July 5, 2019

Charity Hooker

Charity spokespeople who promote their charity on high-traffic sidewalks by cornering tourists and other innocent passers-by.

Charity Hooker: Hi ma'am, do you care about free trade?

Innocent walker: Um, yes. Well no - uh, I have to go...(walks away hurriedly)

by ericinnes April 1, 2011

hooker booker

The person responsible for managing check-ins at a brothel.

I told the hooker booker that I'd go with the girl with the biggest knockers for an hour.

by Francesco Saline September 29, 2012

Cannibal Hooker

Someone who is paid for sexual services and ends up trying to eat their client.

Sasha Lenea, Harris, Fadlon, is a cannibal hooker because she bit the tongue of her client, that was paying her for sex.

by leblac1234 November 27, 2018

Thai Hooker

An American whiskey drink that is topped with soy sauce. It starts good, but ends filthy. "Salty and gross."

AKA The Spaghetti Western

AKA How I Built the Railroad

My buddy just joined the Navy, so we welcomed him in with a Thai Hooker.

See: youtube user thelinguine, thai hooker

by ThaiHookerBanger November 30, 2010