The anxiety, worry, despair and insanity a person may feel or deal with regarding any small or large family interaction or assembly; this is usually based on the perceived right and responsibility of kin to be annoying, to be annoyed and disgusted with you, to be rude, unsupportive, condescending, derogatory; to question and disapprove of everything you think or do “on principle”; to basically butt heads and accept this mutual condemnation because “love means never having to say you’re sorry” (the only situation in which this idiotic & insane epitaph could possibly apply).
Vivian dreads her annual family reunion picnic so much that this familial dementia mutates into insane schemes, such as supposed tropical diseases or covert government secret missions, the details of which she cannot reveal even to her mother, in order to keep herself from having to attend.
by ChezCinque August 17, 2011
Osprey Family:
Person 1: Oh man, look! Its an Osprey!
Person 2: Not again... he's gonna get free ranked!!111
I LOVE OSPREY!!!!11111
Person 1: Oh man, look! Its an Osprey!
Person 2: Not again... he's gonna get free ranked!!111
I LOVE OSPREY!!!!11111
by ohrenschmalz December 08, 2022
Brandi realized just what she had gotten into with her new teaching position when she had her class draw their family trees and half of them were family sticks.
by W.R.Slade November 06, 2023
younger siblings fucking love this game on roblox my sister wont stop playing it she plays it in he sleeps she plays it when shes shitting she plays it outside, inside, in space, she will play it anywhere its becoming a problem.
by dazetheclownfish May 10, 2022
when you 3d print two dildos and put them on the two front seats of your car and fucken sit on them so it goes up your asshole and then go for a joyride. Then about every hour or so you switch seats so everyone gets a go ;)
by Yeahtheboys1123 August 19, 2021
A family in which a sibling/cousin get's married and or has sexual relations to or with their other sibling/cousin. To either keep a family 'pure' or simply, for the fun of Alabama.
"Honestly, i didn't think that the mean glare and tight jaw in Richard III's painting was vandalism. I thought it was Alabama family."
by CorriCoral June 20, 2020
The funniest, most random, and entertaining show ever created by man kind in the history of the world. The show kicks ass. Seth Mcfarlen is a pure genious! There is not a better show out there.
by Josh Havier August 03, 2005