One who makes a routine out of being a douche. Likewise, one who dedicates their life, talents, and interests to all things douche.
by Erin E. May 02, 2008
The name for electronic cigarettes and/or vape smoking devices. Mainly named this because people who smoke them are total douche bags.
Dude, don't smoke that douche stick around me.
Haha, check that clown out rockin' the Ed Hardy and hitting the douche stick!
Haha, check that clown out rockin' the Ed Hardy and hitting the douche stick!
by TheRealReal March 05, 2014
by --Jonathan H. October 31, 2007
There was a douche-bag in a hummer that cut me off the other day. His douche bubbles waved at me from the back seat.
by Z3NM0NK August 24, 2009
Similar to the concept of drunk dialing, douche dialing is the act of receiving an annoying and unwanted phone call or text message from a complete douche or douche bag. Similar to drunk dialing, douche dialing often involves irritating and repeated phone calls from ex-boyfriends or overly pompous guys trying to score dates with unreceptive girls. However, unlike drunk dialing, douche dialing does not necessarily have to take place late at night. Douche bags can dial phones at any hour.
Last night, I got douche dialed by that complete douchebag, Dan. This is the third time this week he's douche dialed me. Can't he get the picture that I'm not going to go out with him?
by ceili p May 05, 2009
a. Having a sudden sensation, upon meeting an incredibly douchey person, of feeling a rift in space-time, whilst thinking you've met this person before.
b. An obnoxious individual who seems to cheaply imitate the swag of someone you know.
b. An obnoxious individual who seems to cheaply imitate the swag of someone you know.
Jenn: (whispers) Doesn't this guy remind of Bobby?
Trish: (whispers back) Yeah, I'm totally having douche-a vu right now.
Jenn: Me too!
Trish: (whispers back) Yeah, I'm totally having douche-a vu right now.
Jenn: Me too!
by Hey Geez December 06, 2014
when you see a guy and you've never actually met him but you get the strong sense that he is a complete douche bag.
by Mercedes Bends March 14, 2008