When a person attempts to make a "cannon ball" jump off a pier or diving board into a body of water while taking a dump at the same time.
Daniel Tosh showed a cannon ball dookie on Tosh.O last week and it was the funniest thing i've ever seen
by 61920 August 16, 2011

by tonythetiger22 April 8, 2009

When you are shopping at a grocery store and witness as an old man shakes a small turd from his pant leg.
Last night in the produce department of Wal Mart I saw a geezer shake a small turd from his pant leg. I guess he shit himself and it rolled right down his leg on onto the tile floor. Geezer was a Dookie Ninja!
by Last_Boy_Scout August 12, 2011

Bro?? Why’d you dookie butt fart that tinder chick on the first date??? Now we won’t ever get laid dude!
by Waldo S Wicecheese June 8, 2022

It’s is when the dookie and woods come together and form an exotic dookie wood. Also when a gay nigga stick the wood up a hairy shitty asshole
Eric: yo
Isaiah: wat
Eric: let me stick the wood up yo ass
Isaiah: bet go ahead and do it daddy
Isaiah: aaaaaaahhhhhhh (moans)
Eric: now that’s how u make a exotic dookie wood
Isaiah: wat
Eric: let me stick the wood up yo ass
Isaiah: bet go ahead and do it daddy
Isaiah: aaaaaaahhhhhhh (moans)
Eric: now that’s how u make a exotic dookie wood
by Exotic dookie wood September 22, 2020

"Bro, where are you, the tsunami is about to hit!"
*sends snap between the legs whilst on toilet captioned as follows*
"when the dookie is everflowing"
*sends snap between the legs whilst on toilet captioned as follows*
"when the dookie is everflowing"
by The everflowing dooker March 6, 2021
