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cannon ball dookie

When a person attempts to make a "cannon ball" jump off a pier or diving board into a body of water while taking a dump at the same time.
Daniel Tosh showed a cannon ball dookie on Tosh.O last week and it was the funniest thing i've ever seen
by 61920 August 16, 2011
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dookie lick

he dookie licked the hell out of that guy
dont dookie lick me
by tonythetiger22 April 8, 2009
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dookie doo

She got a big ol dookie doo
by JL0VE May 14, 2006
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Dookie Ninja

When you are shopping at a grocery store and witness as an old man shakes a small turd from his pant leg.
Last night in the produce department of Wal Mart I saw a geezer shake a small turd from his pant leg. I guess he shit himself and it rolled right down his leg on onto the tile floor. Geezer was a Dookie Ninja!
by Last_Boy_Scout August 12, 2011
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When a tsunami is about to hit, but the dookie never stops coming.
"Bro, where are you, the tsunami is about to hit!"
*sends snap between the legs whilst on toilet captioned as follows*
"when the dookie is everflowing"
by The everflowing dooker March 6, 2021
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Exotic dookie wood

It’s is when the dookie and woods come together and form an exotic dookie wood. Also when a gay nigga stick the wood up a hairy shitty asshole
Eric: yo

Isaiah: wat
Eric: let me stick the wood up yo ass

Isaiah: bet go ahead and do it daddy
Isaiah: aaaaaaahhhhhhh (moans)
Eric: now that’s how u make a exotic dookie wood
by Exotic dookie wood September 22, 2020
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T-Dookie Cigarette

A cigarette that is laced at the tip of the cigarette with cocaine. And when lit and inhaled hold as long as you can before exhaling.
I would love to smoke a T-Dookie cigarette.
by LaTroy Clark December 31, 2019
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