December 20

This day is the day to stay up late on your phone

Bob: why did you stay up so late on your phone
Susie: it’s December 20 duh

by SusieandBob December 16, 2019

december 4

the day god came to life and blessed this Earth many years ago, now, we celebrate this day to honour his existence and all that he has given us

kpoop: why is the sky purple?

amie: didn't you know? December 4 is our lord and saviour's; Kim Seokjin's birthday

by calicomold October 15, 2019

December 8

National Tik tok day. You are forced to Tik tok your every move

“Bro, where’s my phone? I need to TikTok this.
“Why?”
“It’s December 8th, ill die if I don’t.”
“Shit my bad man.”

by lil._.gay._.boy November 3, 2019

December 16

A real baddie/real n*gga was born on this day

Real ones born on December 16

by Meisha.meme October 18, 2019

December 12th

December 12th is national slap a flat ass day.

boy: *Slaps Ass*
girl: “Why did you do that?!”
boy: “It’s December 12th and you gotta flat ass”

by Papixbarros October 27, 2019

December 4th

December 4th is the day in school where everyone goes silent for the entire day

Teacher: Can anybody tell me what the answer to this problem is?

Students: *Silent*

Teacher: Why is everyone silent? Is it because today is December 4th?

by SkskCarlightSksk December 2, 2019

December 5

On December 5 switch names with someone

J wants to switch names with k on December 5

by Key.holder October 17, 2019