covfefe

A caffeinated beverage gulped down while tweeting, with HIGH ENERGY, about how much the world hates you and everyone's out to get you.
Mike was hitting that covfefe pretty hard last night; you see his TL? All self-pity.
by Rad Science May 31, 2017
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covfefe

Something you say or tweet when you are Donald Trump and are so pissed off that you just can not come up woth anything better.
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe" - Donald Trump, 5/31/17
by robthegamer115 May 31, 2017
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CovFeFe

A combination of an abbreviation and derogatory slang meaning: fake pussy media coverage. "Cov" short for coverage or media coverage is combine with the slang term "Fefe", and artificial or fake crudely constructed vagina
by JoshML May 31, 2017
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COVFEFE

Confirmation of Victory Paper Pussy
Again all I read is fake news deliberating alternative facts, rather than real news COVFEFE.
by Koolcat59 June 05, 2017
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covfefe

Multitasking FAIL : When you try to post something weird on Twitter, golf and grab em' by the pussy at the same time.
"There are millions and millions and millions - you see tremendous, yuge amounts of them. There're all GREAT and arise from my own reality every day. I call them divine Covfefes." - Donald J. Trump
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covfefe

Used as an indicator to others that you're too drunk to finish writing a tweet.
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe." - @realDonaldTrump
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covfefe

When you fucked up democracy and are in way over your head, so you go to attack the media but fall asleep on the toilet instead.
"Despite all the negative press covfefe"
-Donald Trump
by Donald.t.rump May 31, 2017
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