Emergency Coons

Emergency Coons are coons that are always there at hand to be used in an emergency situation such as if a person isnt present when they need to be.

Usually stored in a box, cupboard or closet.

This way theres always a coon at hand when needed.

Matt: Johns not here! Wtf are we going to do!

Sam: I know! Lets crack out the emergency coons!

Matt: Great idea! They'll do any job!

by Matthew Hunter April 07, 2008

coon stash

when u stick ur finger up a coons but and wipe it some ones face....

yesterday i gave josh the coon stash

by cliptonmy October 02, 2007

RA coon

A black man in the ra

Oh fuck bois ers the ra coon comin fer me knees - Gerry Adams, 1996

by skippy gremlin November 18, 2017

coon beats

nigger music. african american, rap, loud nig music.

coon beats are any music by a nigger that doesnt make any sense.

by Longcock733 December 21, 2009

Coon Tune

Southern version of Nigger Riggin

Nicki coon tuned the leaf blower.

by BadBitch104 July 24, 2018

coon-a-gay

a gay black person

"omg check that big coon-a-gay over there"

by billybob46 August 15, 2008

coons age

American.Deep South

An unknown but substantial period of time, derived from slavery as to the unknown birth dates of slaves.

Jud: "I haven't had steak taste that good for a coons age

by delzdreth May 07, 2009