Emergency Coons

Emergency Coons are coons that are always there at hand to be used in an emergency situation such as if a person isnt present when they need to be.

Usually stored in a box, cupboard or closet.

This way theres always a coon at hand when needed.

Matt: Johns not here! Wtf are we going to do!

Sam: I know! Lets crack out the emergency coons!

Matt: Great idea! They'll do any job!

by Matthew Hunter April 07, 2008

coon beats

nigger music. african american, rap, loud nig music.

coon beats are any music by a nigger that doesnt make any sense.

by Longcock733 December 21, 2009

Coon Tune

Southern version of Nigger Riggin

Nicki coon tuned the leaf blower.

by BadBitch104 July 24, 2018

coon-a-gay

a gay black person

"omg check that big coon-a-gay over there"

by billybob46 August 15, 2008

coons age

American.Deep South

An unknown but substantial period of time, derived from slavery as to the unknown birth dates of slaves.

Jud: "I haven't had steak taste that good for a coons age

by delzdreth May 07, 2009

coon-ass

A swamp-living redneck - particular to Louisiana. Often used in reference to poor drivers.

"That coon-ass is driving 40 miles an hour in the left-hand lane, and i've got to get to work!"

by powerfulpuffin September 10, 2013

coon boon

Coon Boon is Black Pussy

Gregor licked out Chris's coon boon while Tom sat in the background wanking Matt's chode!

by Gregor Reed September 29, 2006