A shitty guy who is oblivious to all of the people he has hurt. He flies through women and men like the flash on crack and doesn't look back. A man of terrible jokes and humour from another universe (one where being a dick head if normal). His total carelessness to appreciate anything other than what he like is known by all and very annoying. Most of all his disregard for other peoples morals and how he has no emotions is very annoying.
Also he is bad at sex.
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Also he is bad at sex.
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by Babushca Michaels May 20, 2022
Get the chrismug. A shy person, but nice to talk with once you get to know him. He talks about motorsports a lot, also a gamer
Chris is a great friend :)
by racingflxmes October 25, 2020
Get the chrismug. chris is my homo bus driver
by JORDYNVSTHEWORLD March 23, 2019
Get the chrismug. 
a boy with a man vagina he wants men's cocks and also has sex with Asian girls. he like spaghetti and is really dumb.
by shrekisababe October 28, 2014
Get the chrismug. A stoner. Chris likes to laugh and joke a lot, but inside he is indeed a troubled soul. He has Mommy and Daddy issues. He loves his pot more than he loves girls. Also, a big dork, but very popular. His hair is usually like a very shaggy dog. Loves rap music and acts "gangsta", but is very much an upper-middle class blonde white boy.
Example 1:
"Oh you're a stoner?"
"Yeah"
"What a "Chris!""
Example 2:
"I used to date a Chris once, I'll never forget that skunk smell that always followed him around."
"Oh you're a stoner?"
"Yeah"
"What a "Chris!""
Example 2:
"I used to date a Chris once, I'll never forget that skunk smell that always followed him around."
by marksailingyourvag June 10, 2013
Get the chrismug. the biggest dick in the world. He often tries to blame others for his problems, and complain about his weight. A very emotional boy who tends to act like a chick, and has a tendency to cry during moving moments, or even unmoving moments. Sometimes opens his mouth to stick out his tounge in a very disturbing and unattractive fashion.
Oh my god becky he was on the phone with me crying for like eight hours when i broke up with him, he was acting like such a chris.
by saramarshell August 16, 2010
Get the chrismug.