Carson

conceived in a car, he has the speed of turbo the snail. He is the son of marsh dwellers and very agile. He well known amongst the sped tribe. Don't mess with carson because he will strip naked and bark like a dog. He will also hump your leg. Carson makes the perfect gaurdian.

"quick an intruder! get carson to hump them out the door!

by catrabies October 27, 2023

Ellie Carson

Mighty goth

Alcoholic 24/7
Loves it hard

Up the duff

If no drinking, she’ll sure be licking. Only goth about that can pound your trout - Ellie Carson

by Ellie Carson April 11, 2019

Carson Bleeks

If your name is carson bleeks you have a hot sister named Maya Bleeks

Your name is carson bleeks, Do you have a hot sister?

by Carson Bleeks January 20, 2023

Carson

Someone who is annoying, has no friends and easily offended.

Stop annoying me, ur such a fucking Carson.

by skibiditoiletenjoyer69 July 25, 2024

Carson Brown

A hot whore with a gigantic horse cock usually around 12 feet long. Doesn’t tend to know what a flag is and has a huge self esteem, thinking he is very strong.

“Why am I so strong?”
Oh, that must be a Carson
carson brown

by Greasylord November 12, 2018

dirty carson

When your boy is girthmaxxing and says something racist

What's up, big chief?

Man, he's being a dirty Carson.

by dagnel June 12, 2024

Carson Remmers

Easily the biggest jerk. Thinks that he is all that but is not. only picks on kids smaller than him other than his best friend who is bigger than him.

Carson Remmers is an L

by elitebirdcrap March 20, 2023