CTMP

abbr. for "Chinga tu madre puto"

Person 1:"CTMP"
Person 2:"Puto!"

by Schuldig January 15, 2007

ctfl

Click The Fucking Link.

RTFA for when there isn't really an "article"

No one CTFLs around here!

by Big Andorran Steve November 26, 2007

Cta

A very cute cta, don’t let spoot near it

BANANACHONK WE NEED MORE CTA PICTURES

by Humble Melon January 1, 2022

CTM

Chinga Tu Madre-a mexican way to say fuk ur mom
me and my friends use it so my mom wont know wat we are saying

CTM puto (chinga tu madre puto)

by Chivas May 17, 2008

cts

Cut the Shit

person 1: dude why didn't you show up to the hockey game last night? you told us to buy your tickets!

person 2: oh my bad man, did nashville win?

person 1: cts, just tell me why you weren't there.

by dodongo56 May 24, 2011

CTJ

acronym for "Comin' To Jesus"

"Well Pete & I had the ctj conversation, he realized he was being all stalker mode and apologized."

The phrase is a shorthand for the notion of making someone realize something; a metaphor taken from being "born again" by "finding Jesus Christ."

by billcarsonbill April 20, 2010

cte

Cease to exist

from this day onward we wil work hard to ensure stupidity wil cte

by K0enus May 17, 2009