chocolate covered raisin

it’s when two male food bloggers are on a date: they have a fondue pot, of milk chocolate, BUT they have ran out of strawberries. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? they whip out their testicles (balls) and dip them in, and proceed to ‘clean’ (lick them) clean off of each other.
would you like to chocolate covered raisin tonight?
by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024
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When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,

The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.
Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.
by Jethro bo dean August 16, 2023
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Cover Buster

Someone who ejaculates in the safety and comfort of under the covers, where the semen gets all over the inside of the blanket.
“Did you hear about Jim? Yeah, I heard he’s a Cover Buster”

“That’s nasty.”
by 544PDE July 04, 2022
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cover picture

The cover picture of the actress is gorgeous.
by uttam maharjan October 17, 2011
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Cover Porn

Porn prominently featuring big penises or dildos, which is obviously not for straight men. Or, poorly made porn with unattractive women for gay men so they can maintain a cover story with their families if their families snoop on their computers.
I wish you would stop making that cover porn, and re-focus on your tits, ass, and pussy.
by Publius0987 April 11, 2025
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sneeze and cover

When giving a blow job, the girl stops and sneezes as the guy ejaculates simultaneously shooting his load across the room.
Becky: So, what's this stain on the wall?

Sally: Oh, that's from last night, I had to do a sneeze and cover.
by pnutbutta May 05, 2011
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bubblegum covered in dirt

basically means the same thing as dirty mouth
stop speaking like you have bubblegum covered in dirt in your mouth
by creatoro December 28, 2021
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