When you piss a woman off so bad that she verbally rips your nutsack off and shoves it so far up your asshole that you choke on it.
Rebekah was so mad that she threatened the reverse shit-covered nutsack... I talked her down until next time...
by TallTin September 18, 2017

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The community came to existence in 2004 by teens Erin Lang, Bri Draffen, and Breniecia Reuben.
ONTD publishes a mean of 100 member posts every day, with most articles getting between 100 and 500 remarks on average.
The community moderators post a weekly article called”Free for All Friday” (or”FFAF”) that enables members to post hyperlinks remarks. These free-for-all articles have often enlarged to include community discussion posts for significant pop culture events such as the Academy Awards, the Olympics (called”Free for All Olympics” or”FFAO” posts), and Saturday Night Live seeing posts.
As well as members submitting the articles themselves, ONTD depends heavily on user involvement in the comments section. It is where members may express their views on posts. Members often illustrate their reaction to a particular news item. Submitting an animated GIF image represented their feelings.
Please visit: webnews21/ontd
by success007 November 17, 2020

by LBJ surfer November 16, 2015

Covering fire: The act of farting loudly in a social situation so as to distract attention from a friend who has way worse gas than you.
"Steve man, those beef and bean burritos really worked me over. Thanks for providing covering fire for me at the party last night."
by zack1964 March 27, 2019

by hocicito September 7, 2017

AUGGGGHH! This completely original superhero is overrun with spiders! Action figure is 3.75 inches tall.
Spiders, Man figure may vary. Limit one per customer (if you buy more than one your order will be canceled).
Spiders, Man figure may vary. Limit one per customer (if you buy more than one your order will be canceled).
by Your bob September 1, 2022

when a man and women errr-eee the bed while the women is on her period, the man comes out with a bloody penis
Allison and Ethan were working it hard and when they decided to stop, Ethan had a ketchup covered hotdog
by Bum bum gum March 29, 2015
