School Bathrooms

The WORST THING IN SCHOOL, There’s paper everywhere and there’s a chance of piss being on the floor, And the doors are broken and the school doesn’t do shit! If the doors are broken, There’s a high chance of someone opening it and accidentally seeing your ass or your junk. Also the toilets will be occasionally disgusting af. And last but not least, People will try and see you while you just wanna piss or shit in peace!

school bathrooms are a no

by Pxprobotvidz September 1, 2022

strategic bathroom locations

When your woman looks for bathroom locations where we can have sex and get away with it.

I railed ( Ballerina Style) my old lady in the MGM GRAND, LAS VEGAS, woman's bathroom. She is now obsessed for finding "strategic bathroom locations" where ever she goes

by Cheese N Cecil January 26, 2025

Bathroom

Seriously guys just go to the bathroom. If Todd guve you any shit just ask him who wrote the Joker and than just watch him stand there with a blank expression on his face and then turn around and go to the bathroom. His literally can't fire all of you. So just go.

Hym "Seriously Todd they can go to the bathroom if they have to use the bathroom."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2023

No Bathroom Breaks

“No Bathroom Breaks” is a word only used by someone who is in their late 40s and is probably going to go no where in their life.

Student 1: Sir, May I please go the bathroom... I got to shit.
Teacher 1: No Bathroom Breaks.
Student 1: *shits bricks on teachers keyboard while singing “Rockstar” by Postmalone*

by FatPat_P March 6, 2018

Bathroom Brotherhood

When you're taking a fat one in the stall and a loud noise comes out of your ass and the person in the next stall says "Nice".

Person 1: Aaaah *Ass creates unearthly sound*
Person 2: Nice.
Person 1: Glad to see the bathroom brotherhood still exists.

by DarkestTrack27 May 14, 2018

Pool Bathroom

A place to have sex.

A place to pee, if you haven't gone in the pool yet.

He was tappin that in the pool bathroom.

by dormanbabyy2010 June 18, 2008

Bathroom Homing Pigeon

The ability to find a clean bathroom no matter what part of the city you are in.

I really have to go poop but we’re on the east side... just have George find you a good spot , he’s like a bathroom homing pigeon.

by 367 September 29, 2018