last one to cum

last one to cum is a game, mainly used for hazing rituals and drunken shamings. It involves a group of guys standing around something edible, normally a peace of bread or a cookie. they all start jerking off and ultimately cum on the cookie. the last person to cum has to eat the cookie.
tonight you pledges have to play last one to cum
by Campus Mischief March 28, 2005
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Obama's last name

Something that we will never know unless Elon Musk will help us
"Hey do you know Obama's last name?"

"Ofcourse not, nobody knows it you dumbass."
"Ut's a stupid question that only Elon Musk could maybe figuere out."
by Piece of pork December 16, 2021
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Avatar the last airbender

Greatest show of all time to air on nick, and is not anime. Here's why.

1- avatar is not anime. Anime is anime, and it sucks donkey ass.

2- all the chicks in avatar are sexy and badass. All the chicks in anime are whiney and useless.

3- in avatar, outfits and hairdos make some kind of sense and the characters don't look like a bunch of douche-bags.

4- everyone wants to fuck katara, and no one wants to fuck a chicken-legged eleven year old cry-baby with pink hair (ie. every girl in anime)
5- avatar has a great plot, interesting characters, and humor interspersed with a whole lot of fucking awesome. anime has ready-made porn stars.

6-anime is fucking hilarious, but not on purpose.

7- watching anime is like watching fifty original series captain kirks interact with each other. Just calm the fuck down already!
Jane: what the fuck is this? The plot makes sense, it's funny, the characters are awesome, the fight scenes aren't boring and long as fuck... This can't be anime!
Jack: it's not, it's avatar the last airbender.
by Ehmbur August 16, 2011
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From First To Last

An amazing band with extremely taleneted members. They consist of
Sonny Moore- lead vocals
Matt Good- Guitar/ Back up vocals
Travis Ritcher- Guitar/Scream
Derek Bloom- Drums/Growl
and temporarily
Wes Borland- Bass
FFTL has 3 cds released: Aesthetic EP, Dear Diary My Teen Angst Has A Body Count and Heroine. They are also featured on 2 compilation CD's (Taste Of Christmas with Christmassacre, and A Santa Clause with x12 Days of XXXmasx). From First To Last Also has their very own fan club called "KVLT" or..Cult which comes from a term in the Black Metal genre. FFTL was featured on the 2006 Warped Tour, but later dropped off due to Sonny having a Node in his throat, they will be goin on tour very soon. Tour dates will be announced soon. All members of FFTL are in their 20's except for lead vocalist Sonny Moore, which is 18 years of age. From First To Last have released many popular songs including Note To Self and The Latest Plague.

p.s: Just for the record. From First To Last in not part of the screamo genre, they are from the post-hardcore genre
From First To Last is my favorite band, they have so many good songs, my favorite is Ride The Wings Of Pestilence. I'm in their fan club aswell!
by TheLatestPlague123 July 30, 2006
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Last Tango in Paris

NC-17 French movie with Marlon Brando. Basically revolves around sex and affairs. In a nutshell, the best movie ever.
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson once answered in an interview they bond over their mutual love of Last Tango in Paris.
by Tango-er. January 04, 2009
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Last aid kit

Same thing as a first aid kit, except named this way because it will probably be the last time you use a first aid kit. Used in wars when soldiers are wounded, and are sure to die if they heal themselves, or not.
Day 234

Charlton and me were behind enemy lines. We sneaked around the base's corner when we were ambushed by sentries. We shot them down, but I was shot in the stomach, and was bleeding badly. Our orders were clear, we had to infiltrate the base, and I couldn't go back. Charlton took out the last aid kit.
by Pardusly April 16, 2011
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last action hero

a person who tries to get action right before the club closes
Joe, " You're wasted don't try to be the last action hero!"
give me your keys!
by markjohnle November 15, 2007
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