asshole itchalitus

When you have a VERY itchy asshole.

Cody: Dude, i had a horrible case of asshole itchalitus last night.

Porch Monkey: Yeah i know. I hate when that happens

by Jimmy & Cody March 25, 2008

cheating asshole

Cheating asshole is a man who doesn't talk to his wife about issues but has sex with his coworker and lays all his issues on her while lying to his wife.

My husband who the GM of a company risked his job and slept with his married coordinator and lied to me, cheating asshole.

by Da wife February 21, 2014

Asshole Assassin

This is someone who sneaks up from behind and takes you.

Guy 1:Jeez i got done by an asshole assassin last night
Guy 2:Yeah i know whats that callum like

by Flirty qwerty April 4, 2007

asshole boyfriend

A boyfriend who likes his friends more than you, hardly calls you and sees you twice a week on average.

Sorry I missed your call, my phone was off or in my car or I was out with my friends or playing video games (aka I'm an Asshole Boyfriend who sucks majorly)

by 1977misfits May 23, 2009

Subway Asshole

The obnoxious fucker who replaced Jared Fogle in Subway's TV commercials.

Jared was the one of the single most annoying pieces of shit ever, but the Subway Asshole somehow manages to make even worse ads.

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

asshole reflux

asshole reflux - the gag reflex that is experienced when the stomach suddenly contracts and splashes acid into the esophagus in response to the inability to choke the shit out of another, usually because the other is an asshole in superior position or rank

I get asshole reflux every time Babs comes to my office.

by TooSick4U August 15, 2008

party asshole

The gentleman or lady who proceeds to get the most outrageous at a party and bring the most attention to themselves. They must piss somebody off in a bad way and in some cases get kicked out.

That bitch shit in a sink what a party asshole

Big Al broke the picture frame. what a fucking party asshole!

by pauley DD February 1, 2010