Alex

People with the name Alex usually possess blue eyes and curly hair. They are also almost always extreme cucks that have strange sexual fetishes.

Guy: What did you and Alex do at your place
Guy 2: He licked my toes and watched me eat for awhile, after a little he also licked Nutella if my nipples.

by BurlesonSucks May 28, 2018

Alex

my fucking best friend. smort, kind, goofy, and rlly kind. everyone needs an alex

ALEX U FUCKING DICK!!
a: WHAT?! IM SAVING A DUCK WTF
oh ok :) don't get hurt tho
a: ok ok :))

by the private life March 18, 2021

Alex

A friend who is super nice. If you have a Alex in your life you should keep them, they're great. (They're super important so don't let them go) Alex likes frogs and cats. He also has a cool voice that everyone compliments once they met him. Make sure to regularly check up on him because all your friends need love.

"Omg is that Phrog (frog) man Alex?!"
"Yeah it is."
"Oh my god, he's the frog god!"

by xar0914 October 27, 2020

Alex

A man who is quite handsome but also looks like a dork they intend of doing good things for people but it doesn’t always come off that way to others .. they can be quite critical. They have a HUGE heart with pure intentions.. Well they at least try to.

They try their best but ends up fucking shit up. “Damn Alex bought you a deodorant”.. thanks but your basically saying I smell like shit”

by Freeshavacadoo December 24, 2021

Alex

Alex is a great friend and is kind to you .she also gives great birthday presents ......but there is a dark side to her few know about sje will hit a scrach you like a cat you have been warned

Hefty breathing:wanna go out

Alex:sure
Hefty breathing:breakes wall
His mum:i see you I SEE YOU

by Brxnteisthebxst25 July 8, 2019

Alex

Alex's are massive idiots with 0 friends, 0 maidens, 0 social skills and can not do anything for themselves

They turn into hogs at night and grow tusks out of their ass.

If you come across an Alex run at all costs

John: "Hey man do you want to meet my friend Alex?"
Randy: "Dude you know what Alex's are like right? Count me out."
John: "Thanks for reminding me I will make sure to block him"

by UrbanWriter69420 November 2, 2023

Alex

Is the littest.

Alex is the littest.

by Mr<lit May 10, 2018