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Busted Like A Sponge

Phrase used by one as an explanation or response to a negative(usually) statement.
1)
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about John getting arrested?
Person 2: Yeah, he got busted like a sponge!

2)
Person 1: What did you think of that test, dawg?
Person 2: Aw, man, it was busted like a sponge, you know what I'm saying?
by TheFlameX March 25, 2010
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Sponge

V. Having a night out with friends yet Haley Forsyth is not included during your night.
Dude, let's have a sponge weekend.

We total should sponge tonight.
by InclineVillage May 4, 2009
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The Year of Sponge Baths

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.
Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.
by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019
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spong

Spong IPA: spɒŋis an antiqated term describing the miasma that emanates from a parasite infested bootyhole. Common endoparasites taking up residence in the bootyhole environment can include various species of helminths and nematodes, the generators of spong. Being somewhat cursed in its nature, spong will easily impregnate porous surfaces like silicone and form an intricate biofilm matrix throughout. It can also be used as a verb. If the host of said parasites engages in behaviours which further spread the spong, it can be said they have been “sponging” spɒŋɪŋ or that they have “sponged” spɒŋd a person, object, or region
“As soon as she took off her panties, I started to feel dizzy and nauseous… I instantly remembered that time you warned me about the dangers of spong, thanks man, you probably saved my life”



“I went over to this chick’s apartment and she’s washing her silicone butt plug in the kitchen sink! I hope she doesn’t have parasites living in her bootyhole, or she would have sponged all her housemates!”

“The CIA operates several psyops preventing public awareness of spong”
by Vendswifty March 10, 2024
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sponge monkey

when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex
by tenequia January 5, 2008
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sponge bob foam heels!

a person who's heels (shoes) are made of thick foam
mary with her strap up sandles and her thermal
socks "sponge bob foam heels!"
by Laura Dunphy December 19, 2007
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