noah is a fake country boy who cheats on you and calls and texts you and pretends he didn't do anything wrong he will seem sweet and loving and caring and loyal at first but once you get a little further in the relationship he stars to chest on you and treats you like shit and once you block him on everything he tries to say he changed (yet he didnt) and yeah dont ever trust a noah he only cares about himself and he is soooo ugly
"omg that's noah🤢"
by ducky you October 7, 2020
Get the noahmug. A shit bad deplorable vegetable, who relies only on others to get what he needs. Bonus points if transgender cuck who believes they are entitled to others respect.
by noahl310 April 15, 2019
Get the Noahmug. by better_than_kevin August 30, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Noah, he’s the type of person that legit doesn’t care about anything he won’t care if you die or get hurt...... he just won’t he can be really funny at times but be careful because he might call your boyfriend hot yeah that’s right if your friends with a Noah run as fast as you can
by MayaandChristian September 14, 2019
Get the Noahmug. I just moved to another seat because he sat behind me he is annoying as fuck and I want to deck him in the neck.
by Idontlikenoah February 4, 2019
Get the Noahmug. A fuckin noob who can't even get a 10 kill streak in cod because of his lack in penis strength he jerks off to owen wilson and has had many plastic surgeries done to look like a ninja turtle his favourite movie is marmaduke and loves drinking mountain due while surfing a sick calabunga
by Boygothacked July 26, 2018
Get the Noahmug. by LuvLolAutym October 17, 2017
Get the Noahmug.