Jared

Jared has a little dick and is tall and he is very dumb and doesn't know what he is doing with his life
you can use it in a sentence when like you are eating you are jared
by namalada March 07, 2022
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Jared is a bloke with many problems. His pc is fucked, cars a pool, feet are cybernetic and his housemates are cooler than him. He’s also gay.
Man that guy is such a “Jared”
by DireIsGay November 26, 2023
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JARED is a sexy guy with a nice ass. Quiet and shy at first but once you get to know him you'll wanna hang onto him for the rest of your life. Jared's are the best boyfriends anyone could ever ask for
"Jared hits so different ""
by Sadknee June 22, 2020
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Jared is a name of people who are huge pussy bitches that i will fuck anything they see. They are worthless pieces of shit and look like dead rats.
That’s that Jared cunt aye
by Shakeyy627 October 19, 2021
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A natural reader and a god among men.
Yeah I know Jared them at handsome man he helped me read in college.
by Ravenhat June 14, 2021
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A guy who has a small knob and is a bell end and is the shittiest gamer ever.
D: OMG don’t be such a Jared

R: You saying I suck at this?
by 420DankShit December 01, 2018
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Jared is black history
Jared was there when martain Luther king jr was giving his speech
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