Wank Off Wednesday

Receiving a wank on the day of wednesday

Hey jack, snowys gone over to waitroses for wank off wednesday

by Carlos Jose June 27, 2017

Taken off the shelf

Someone that was murdered in cold blood.

Person 1: Yo big man, I haven't seen you with Cadillac Pimpin in a while.

Reply: He was taken off the shelf in a drive by.
Person 1: Do they know who did it?
Reply: Yeah it was Trevor and he's in the joint for his murder cuz one of his cronies went to the po pos and wrote on his ass.

by Smoking hot 1966 Cadillac June 20, 2016

Kick off glitch

An issue for players which has been in the game series FIFA for a while. It’s where someone can attack through the opponent’s defence with ease and score in no time, right after they have kicked off. Fortunately this glitch has been patched.

*Consedes a goal right after kick off*

FIFA Player: OH FUCK OFF HE JUST SCORED WITH THE KICK OFF GLITCH!!

by KianNL February 3, 2018

Bayou Bake Off

Where 2 guys tag team a girl from Louisiana, like a spit roast only spicier

Did ya know that Mary Sue had a bayou bake off with Jimmy and Jackson and was left full to the brim

by Mike Oxlong the 3rd November 10, 2020

FUCK right off

ITS TIME TO GOOOOOOOOOOO

"no caption needed". Are you a celeb FUCK right off

by Suckyourauntie January 3, 2021

Socks Off FC

The mighty Socks Off FC are a legendary pro clubs team consisting of mark lewis, ryan incledinkiedonkeydoo, daniel kemp and brendan spelman. They always play the shocking tic tac and stuff them every time. Callum skillen is a midget.

Well done to the mighty Socks Off FC for absolutely slaughtering callum skillen on the pitch.

by Brendoid January 13, 2021

I’m off Alcohol

I’m sober now. Maybe I will stop getting angry.

I’m talking to the Jews of UD of course.

I’m off Alcohol. I had a Budweiser and Two Jack Daniels.

by Spatro February 26, 2021