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toxic friend

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did you see how saige talks shit and chooses boys over her friends that’s a toxic friend right there
by angela connor September 23, 2020
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Best friend

Someone who you can always rely on and who is such a beautiful person inside and out
My best friend “Haloo” is amazing she is the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen
by Hellooooooooomynameeee September 26, 2020
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Best friend

A best friend is someone who is your favourite person who you can always rely on who is the best
My best friend “Haloo” is amazing she is the most beautiful person inside and out
by Hellooooooooomynameeee September 26, 2020
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Friends

Something that men cannot be with women.
Why can't you be friends with women?

Because she fucks her friends. If a girl brings a guy to a camping trip with her and they aren't in a relationship but they are fucking each other; what does she call him? A friend. Is she fucking you?

No.

Then, you aren't friends idiot. In addition to this, women/girls are terrible people.

You can't say that.

They literally believe that murdering babies is a right. That they shouldn't have to live with the consequences of their actions and should be able to kill their own kids to avoid those consequences.

Well, I guess on the list of the "worst things a person" can do baby murder is like #2 behind genocide and ahead of fucking a retard/child.

Exact. They regularly do 2 of the 3 worst things.

Wow. I never thought of it like that. My girlfriend has a ton of guy friends.

Well, you know how women are more likely to lie about how many men they've been with?

Oooohhhh. So her friends and the retard she was with when she took that shift at the group home for mentally retarded cripples 30 minutes away from where we live.....

Yeah. That is how women work.

But she said..... And the girl I talk to said.... They were lying.

Correct. They don't have the propensity for violence that men have so they make up for it in deceit. They are historically, archetypally, and actually terrible people.
by Hym Iam September 27, 2020
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Hug Your Friends Day

On October 22nd and 24th its hug your friends day! A day where you appreciate your friends. No one is a simp for hugging their mates on this day!!!!
Its Hug Your Friends Day

Ali: can i have a hug? Its Hug Your Friends Day!

Tim: Sure!!!
by David the basilisk October 21, 2020
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Friend

Someone who will hold your hair up as you throw up in a Fast Food restaurants bathroom
by EatTheBones October 22, 2020
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Faceboob Friend

Adding or keeping a friend on Facebook strictly for the purpose of viewing their cleavage shot photos.
I haven't seen this girl in years. I hardly know her anymore. But damn what a rack. she can be My Faceboob Friend.
by you really don't wanna know October 27, 2020
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