A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.
Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.
by Grant Rampus September 07, 2019
The act of blue balling a guy and then making him cum immediately after. Which can either be a massive release or a painful endeavor.
“Ya Tiffany sucks worse than a 2 dollar whore so she ended up blue gushering me last night. It hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.”
by SSn182 July 19, 2021
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by shushminion April 15, 2007
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 26, 2025
by Azureh January 12, 2024
an alcoholic beverage consisting of a triple shot of vodka and a mystery blue fizzy mixer. favoured by students in York on nights out in stone roses.
by grog037 March 12, 2022