New to the planet?

Sarcastically questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world and verifies it by talking.

Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?

Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.

by BillyVito October 4, 2021

Global Noob News

News for Noobs

Did you see the new Global Noob News report?

by Optimus26Prime November 6, 2018

Old News Feed

When someone brings up information about a Facebook status, profile, or update, which is at least 3 days old.

Don: Did you hear about Franks mom?

Paul: Man, that's Old News Feed, she's always been hot.

by mysocialsecuritynumber50528557 January 25, 2012

news nod

The small nod of the head by a remote location news reporter just before the speaker begins.

The new reporter, Tim Andrews, gave three news nods before launching in to his report on the storm damage.

by johnesthetist May 1, 2011

New Hampshit

Like a Masshole, only from New Hampshire.

Guy with New Hampshire plate cuts me off in traffic.

I yell out the window,

"NICE DRIVING YOU PEICE OF NEW HAMPSHIT"

by Dnuggs518 September 17, 2021

New York State's Age Of Consent Are Coincided With The Electricity Bill So Do Not Get Your Back Smacked By Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak

New York State's Age Of Consent Are Coincided With The Electricity Bill So Do Not Get Your Back Smacked By Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak

New York State's Age Of Consent Are Coincided With The Electricity Bill So Do Not Get Your Back Smacked By Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

new word

when there is nothing to type in the search bar and boredom reaches it's maximum level, the stupidity created as a result of these conditions allows people to think there is an actual definition for a random phrase like '"new word'"

idiot 1 - "bro i'm dying of boredom!"
idiot 2 - " have you searched for 'new word' in Urban dictionary?
idiot 1 - "no"
idiot 1 - "bruh. then you ain't even close to dying of boredom!"

by mike123amike123b June 4, 2020