Jœl Back Clamp

Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.

John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil

Bessy: Where from?

John: The Sea of Scandinavia

Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp

John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?

Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 05, 2024

rent back

After closing on a home, this is one last opportunity for the former homeowner to get one over on you by requesting 29 days of rent free living.

Realtor: yeah in this market you gotta let them do the rent back for 29 days. Sorry brah. New owner: oh cool! Can't wait to be bent over a barrel one last time with my housing search!

by Clinic4l June 09, 2022

Back of the fanny pack

Something composed or performed quickly and without detailed analysis or research.

Made popular in Danish commodity trading companies by Peter Fedders.

Just a quick back of the fanny pack calculation shows that we are in the money

by majonese December 19, 2019

Dump on your back

Basically absolutely covering one’s back in cum

Me: I’m gonna dump on your back
Them: oh no

by PapiZapotec February 13, 2022

Back in a drip

An archaic form of "be back later" that only people under a rock use. Anyone that uses this is most likely not human. Do not engage.

Person A: 'Be Back In A Drip!'
Person B: ????

by alecbtw July 04, 2021

take me back

When the mentally disabled indian k-pop wannabe girl that deserves a straighjacket especially after seeing her insta posts where the bitch cant make a normal fucking face decieves my nigga, who genuinely cared but was used a convenience. shes also very likely to make a fake k-pop bf.

TAKE ME BACKKKKK TAKE ME BACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by harveyyyyuaghhdshds September 07, 2023

biggest back

big back is when somebody’s back is overly large they never know when to stop eating

alise has the biggest back because she loves to eat & not share .

by theglammestgirl May 03, 2024