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by l4l.gone September 13, 2020
Get the hailey's mom mug.The thing with the most mass in the entire universe so far. Unlike a black hole which also has a lot of mass. She doesn't attract stuff. She knocks them back and you know why? BECAUSE YO MAMA UGLY
by Bigcoochieman42069 December 14, 2020
Get the your mom mug.the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.
Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(
by yomommadisease April 30, 2020
Get the yo momma disease (your mom a disease) mug.the person who made you and keeps you safe even from a far it's sad that sum never met or don't see there mom's but even then she will always be with you💕
by Queen NR April 22, 2019
Get the Mom mug.A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.
You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH
by anonymous March 20, 2021
Get the MOM BRING ME WATER mug.Ur mom is a simple comeback used in practically any scenario after a insult or just something that works with the joke..
Friend: Hey what are you doing after school
You: ur mom
You: hey man last night was so fun
Friend: what was last night
You: you mean you didn't hear me and ur mom in the bedroom??
Friend: hey whats up
You: ur mom
You: ur mom
You: hey man last night was so fun
Friend: what was last night
You: you mean you didn't hear me and ur mom in the bedroom??
Friend: hey whats up
You: ur mom
by Nonmar April 16, 2022
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by Irish mom March 1, 2018
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