Friends Couchdominium

The classy form of couch surfing, go from homeless to rich ass in seconds just by adding -dominium, like a barndominium sounds classy (but that shit is still a barn)

I’m not broke, I’m staying at my friends couchdominium

by Ron_MF_Jeremy August 21, 2018

Funny friends

To deal with PRSD (post relationship stress disorder), funny friends describes a rebound status with your ex in a more casual and emotionally sound manner.

Man, Karen and I broke up... but quarantine got us lonely and now we’re funny friends.

by Billiam69420 August 25, 2020

Zero Dollar Friend

When you have a friend that is close to you and acts straight but is really gay or bi and trying to get closer to you

Omg Emily is Jackie’s zero dollar friend and Emily doesn’t even see it #LOL

by LeO4show October 1, 2018

friends

it is simply something you don’t have

You have no friends

by manheknows April 29, 2019

snap friends

So called friends from all over the world who don't give a fuck about you

Yo, I have snapchat and a lot of friends. Posted a lot of shit on my story!
Oh really, how many views?
uhm... none
Nice, snap friends are the best

by One cable guy March 1, 2017

friend

someone you are willing to die on call to

if a friend said: “the world is ending in 11 days”. another friend would say: “oh, let’s die on call”

by willandlilith May 24, 2018

no friends

A term of somebody that plays Fortnite all day and gay.

guy1- hey what do you do for a living
guy2- i play fortnite and live in my moms basement
guy1- just say you have no friends lest be honest be honest

by random guy7464 February 11, 2022