Chicken Procrastination

When you take chicken out of the freezer but you don’t know what to make, so it sits there for three days.

I took chicken out of the freezer for dinner but I’m having chicken procrastination so I think we’ll get pizza tonight

by The Anticook February 14, 2020

Chicken Scratch

The handwriting the person your trying to cheat off of has.

Bob: Hey Bill, can I cheat off of you?
Bill:Sure
*shows paper*
Bob: Are you joking? What is this Chicken Scratch junk?
Bill: My handwriting

by That one person you never knew January 18, 2019

Techno Chicken

The greatest song of all time

Techno Chicken is Techno Chicken

by JadeofSeas May 18, 2021

Chicken Face

someone who is nervous about going on stage. chicken faces also are idiots who fear the coronavirus but love writing and art

he is such a chicken face. i don't think that i would like to be him

by Herobrine_from_minecraft March 25, 2020

Asthma Chicken

paCOCK uhhhhhhhhh
a noise alicia tends to make :)

Alicia needed her inhaler so bad, but she couldn't find it so when she #squealed she sounded like an #asthma chicken

by bryanna5624 May 2, 2018

Church's Chicken

The absolute flavor. Like being the best.
The Church's Chicken slogan is "Bringin' That Down Home Flavor", they mean they are the best and most unique and real.

I look good! When we get to the club, I'm serving this Church's Chicken!

by luluknowsbest November 6, 2020

chicken nugget man

The chicken nugget with popular game Roblox man face on it

Person 1: have you heard of the chicken nugget man song

Person2: no how does it go

Person 1: geogedigogagidago
Person 2: I hope you fall into a very deep pit yet you still live but with the suffering of your entire body dead just not you and then the snake come and finish you off after about 5 years

by anonymous December 6, 2024