Skip to main content

Joe

Joe’s love to eat other Joe’s they find each other absolutely delicious, they will often eat up to 6 Joe’s in 1 day
Joe: off to go eat some Joe’s
by Spoopygreg November 15, 2020
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe mama

Joe Mama- something that every kid says and needs to get some therapy to stop
Me: who's joe

Random kid i don't know: Joe mamaaaa!!!!
Me: STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Alessi_15 November 22, 2019
mugGet the Joe mamamug.

Joe

person 1: Have you heard of Joe?
Person 2: no,Whos joe?
Person 1: Joe mamma

don't ask who joe is
mugGet the Joemug.

steamy joe

When you take a dump in a coffee mug, and you melt it in the microwave. Once it is molten and steamy, you use it as lube with a sexual partner.
Emily and I woke up at the crack of dawn and did a nasty steamy joe before going to meet her parents
by Mark T-Pain June 9, 2024
mugGet the steamy joemug.

Joe

A very short young man that is secretly hiding his homosexuality
“Oh him, yeah he’s a total joe.”
mugGet the Joemug.

guapo joe

A person who can pull off the name Guapo Joe is a complete stud. He’s the smoothest guy on the block, but don’t let his good looks fool you. He is not the dude to mess with.

Guapo Joe is probably Spanish, but either way he is a beast and will probably steal your girl. He is an intelligent man that knows when to talk and when to just sit back and observe.
Friend: Yo who’s that guy getting all the girls over there? I want to go show him up.
Other Friend: Oh, that’s Guapo Joe. Get used to it, he’s a beast. And don’t mess with him, you will regret it.
by Louis Martin Inguanzo June 1, 2020
mugGet the guapo joemug.

Dohn Joe Disease

When you have a cold and you blow your nose so much that it starts shredding the skin under your nose to the point of needing a healing cream
Joe: dude I had a cold and blew my nose so much

John: you have Dohn Joe Disease
by Nuk3_ April 21, 2021
mugGet the Dohn Joe Diseasemug.

Share this definition