life is two dates and a dash

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.

On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

life is two dates and a dash

by Dem guy January 29, 2019

Flag

Get the life is two dates and a dash mug.

rich life

"Rich Life" is a clothing company created by designer/ entrepreneur Philly Nicks (Philip Nicholas Juan) in 2013.

"Rich Life" is now available in over 200 retail locations

A High-End clothing line, Created for the new money, care-free mentality, as they like to call Street-Luxury.

"Does it look like I give a shit, My Rich Life clothes, you couldnt afford this!"

by mrdefincool November 03, 2013

Flag

Get the rich life mug.

New life

People don't want new life breathed into something, they were happy enough with their old dysfunctional abnormal lives.

His/her old life was a life he/she was already happy with, and didn't need new life.

by The Original Agahnim August 05, 2021

Flag

Get the New life mug.

THUBJGUN LIFE

The HATE U BRING JUST GAVE US NEGATIVE LITTLE INFANTS FUCKS EVERYBODY. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

I invented and made and created thubjgun life. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq June 14, 2021

Flag

Get the THUBJGUN LIFE mug.

shallow life

When you are chasing low-level happines and deny any form of wisdom. Your life is controlled by your endless ego and unwanted emotions. You can't spend a single second in solitude, your mind always need some shitty stimulation. Even a dog has bigger level of emphaty.

Most of the humans never able to use their full potential. They live uncociouss shallow life.

by XYeperion June 08, 2017

Flag

Get the shallow life mug.