Placing two fecal hand prints onto your partner's face cheeks so that it looks like Macaulay Culkin in "Home Alone"
by jayjayjunior January 3, 2009
Get the Dirty Culkinmug. A sexual act which involves the male ejaculating onto the anus of the female, then plunging his semen into her rectum with an old broom handle (ie. "packing the powder")
Steve: Hey, did Will tell you what he did to Patty last night?
Matt: Yeah, man, he did the dirty musket!
Steve: That's fuckin' gross!
Matt: That's fuckin' sweet!
Matt: Yeah, man, he did the dirty musket!
Steve: That's fuckin' gross!
Matt: That's fuckin' sweet!
by Spartacus891 June 25, 2007
Get the Dirty Musketmug. by Daddy|long|shlong April 15, 2020
Get the Dirty Connormug. she's so fucking hot i'd drag my tounge across a mile of broken glass just to lick the garbage truck that carted her dirty rag to the dump
by bradetuna September 23, 2004
Get the dirty ragmug. Also see- dick tease.
Origin- Started with D T, short for dick tease. Then transpired into dirty thomas.
Origin- Started with D T, short for dick tease. Then transpired into dirty thomas.
by ru-daddy January 3, 2011
Get the dirty thomasmug. by Katielee123 August 19, 2019
Get the Dirty Fionamug. What Christian girls can have, because they are not taught how to wash properly for the sake of maintaining taboos. See the words dirty and vagina if it's not clear enough to you.
There was an article featuring a doctor, who was giving threatening examples of neglected personal hygiene.
by Zdenek September 9, 2004
Get the dirty vaginamug.