Dirty Penguin

Take a dump in a public bathroom, don't flush, waddle over to the next stall with your pants down, and wipe your butt there, so it looks like in the other stall no one wiped.

I pulled a dirty penguin in the other teams locker room after the game!

by Greasy Dan May 29, 2008

Dirty Culkin

Placing two fecal hand prints onto your partner's face cheeks so that it looks like Macaulay Culkin in "Home Alone"

I wore the Dirty Culkin you gave me this morning all day at work.

by jayjayjunior January 3, 2009

Dirty Musket

A sexual act which involves the male ejaculating onto the anus of the female, then plunging his semen into her rectum with an old broom handle (ie. "packing the powder")

Steve: Hey, did Will tell you what he did to Patty last night?
Matt: Yeah, man, he did the dirty musket!
Steve: That's fuckin' gross!
Matt: That's fuckin' sweet!

by Spartacus891 June 25, 2007

dirty rag

a vulgar term used to decribe a used tampon or sanitary napkin

she's so fucking hot i'd drag my tounge across a mile of broken glass just to lick the garbage truck that carted her dirty rag to the dump

by bradetuna September 23, 2004

Dirty Connor

When two guys slap each other’s ass while they stroke each other’s cock.

Ya me and Dave had a dirty Connor last night.

by Daddy|long|shlong April 15, 2020

dirty thomas

Also see- dick tease.
Origin- Started with D T, short for dick tease. Then transpired into dirty thomas.

I ain't messing with that bitch, she's a total dirty thomas.

by ru-daddy January 3, 2011

Dirty Fiona

When your Missus gang bangs the neighbourhood in payment of bills.

You've been a dirty Fiona performing sexual acts for payment of goods and services.

by Katielee123 August 19, 2019