When a guy jizzes in his hand and make a handprint on a girls ass, takes out coloring markers and makes a cum handprint turkey picture for thanksgiving
by Ryan stevens September 26, 2019
Take a dump in a public bathroom, don't flush, waddle over to the next stall with your pants down, and wipe your butt there, so it looks like in the other stall no one wiped.
by Greasy Dan May 29, 2008
she's so fucking hot i'd drag my tounge across a mile of broken glass just to lick the garbage truck that carted her dirty rag to the dump
by bradetuna September 23, 2004
by Daddy|long|shlong April 16, 2020
Placing two fecal hand prints onto your partner's face cheeks so that it looks like Macaulay Culkin in "Home Alone"
by jayjayjunior January 04, 2009
A sexual act which involves the male ejaculating onto the anus of the female, then plunging his semen into her rectum with an old broom handle (ie. "packing the powder")
Steve: Hey, did Will tell you what he did to Patty last night?
Matt: Yeah, man, he did the dirty musket!
Steve: That's fuckin' gross!
Matt: That's fuckin' sweet!
Matt: Yeah, man, he did the dirty musket!
Steve: That's fuckin' gross!
Matt: That's fuckin' sweet!
by Spartacus891 June 04, 2007
Also see- dick tease.
Origin- Started with D T, short for dick tease. Then transpired into dirty thomas.
Origin- Started with D T, short for dick tease. Then transpired into dirty thomas.
by ru-daddy January 03, 2011