mr. balls

my hot sucky sucky addict boyfriend, who has domino abs and batman.

i love my mr. balls forever and ever

by son's girlfriend December 14, 2008

Mr. Krabs

I quote "MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY , ooh a penny!" -Mr. Krabs

A person: That fucking Mr. Krabs is hoarding all his fuckin money!

Mr. Krabs: oh thx for your wallet

by Decemberkris July 27, 2022

Mr linanne

Mr Linanne has been the reigning champ since time began for having the largest head in the universe. Yeh it was quite nice by the way. He holds 6 world titles for his head.

Have you seen Mr Linannes head? It’s bigger than Vlad’s piece.

by Danny D Jesus October 2, 2020

Mr. Timothy Scheidler

number 1 frieren-loving, gyatt-having, mr. beast-look-a-like, sigmatron

"whats up Mr. Gyattler?" - Silas Osigma
"Nothing much Dr. Osigma, just watching frieren with my fruzz (freshman huzz)" - Mr. Timothy Scheidler

by FatDihAhhMonkey69 April 7, 2025

Mr Jamal

A pot head

Mr Jamal has a business called “Jamal’s Exotic Pots and Pans” where he sells pots and pans illegally at Al-Faisal College.

by ndnxisnw February 5, 2022

Mr. Hesser

Mr. Hesser is whiz at math, is tall and slender, but aside from his math skills, he says the stupidest things. If you ever meet a Mr. Hesser, keep clear, because he'll annoy you to no end. He isn't very good with kids, and he's a soda drinker.

Guy #1: Oh that guy is really retarded so he must be a Mr. Hesser!
Guy #2: I know I heard he only buys his stuff at garage sales.

by lizalizard April 18, 2014

Mr. Powers

A term for someone that likes math and has an extremely submissive demeanor.

I want to peg Mr. Powers so bad.

by vhadhjvabvlahbv March 10, 2022