pulled a kyle

pulled a kyle: you date a guy in college and commit to a long-term relationship. the guy lives with you to avoid a dorm and pretends to love you. he pulled kyle

so you were in a relationship with a college sweetheart and he just left after graduating? wow he pulled a kyle

by notreallyapersonanymore May 14, 2022

Pulling mud

When you jack off a dehydrated guy, and his cum comes out thick.

I was so dehydrated and tired my girl was pulling mud out of me.

by Iwillshootyouintheass April 2, 2022

Pulling a Melody

When you accidentally show off erogenous parts of the body to your entire fan base and then go on and pretend like it didn't happen.

Vtuber: look at this new bikini top I just got, WHOOPS it fell off... looks like I was caught Pulling a Melody

Entire fan base: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by SHADOW06064 November 6, 2021

Pulling A Devin

When you don’t introduce someone special to your friends

“Oh- I got a lover”
“Omg are you going to introduce us?!”

“No, I’m pulling a Devin”

by Poppy Ghost November 9, 2021

“Pulling a Michael”

The phrase “pulling a michael” means when, in a very silly way, someone misspells, punctuates, or uses grammar incorrectly.

“Oh! I’m “pulling a michael” when spelling environment like invironment

by “Pulling a Michael” November 17, 2021

“Pulling a Michael”

“Pulling a Michael” means when, in a very silly way, someone misspells, punctuates, or uses grammar incorrectly.

“Oh no! I’m “pulling a michael” by spelling environment like invironment!”

by “Pulling a Michael” November 17, 2021

Pulling a Jody

Adjusting the cards in your latest Magic deck, eating a large meal, taking a fat shit, or finishing a game of Madden. The more of those the better. This is usually done while a group of friends or family is waiting for u to so they can do something important, and takes and inordinately long time

Kid: Hey Mom, where’s dad? We’re gonna be late to my last baseball game of the season
Mom: IDK
Other kid: Oh, Dad’s in there pulling a Jody. He’s finishing up his dinner on the toilet. He got mad and told me to give him a minute when I told him u said to hurry up

by 1234loozer2000 January 24, 2022