The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022
Get the First time prisoner defensemug. A "Time Vergin" reffers to a person who didnt had a sexual intercourse for a very long time so he become a virgen mentaly
by Goatwarrior5565 November 5, 2019
Get the Time Verginmug. The time of the day when one needs to make a protein shake using whatever ingredients available, notably dog food and ice cream.
Eric: yo it’s shake time goddamnit
Rich: we’re in target how
Eric: whatever it takes mothefuckin dog food time
Rich: we’re in target how
Eric: whatever it takes mothefuckin dog food time
by buttBuddybrandi December 5, 2019
Get the Shake timemug. Loki:*time slipping*
Mobius:It looks like you’re being born dying at the same time I can’t keep looking at it
Loki:you said it wasn’t bad
Mobius:yah well I was lying
Loki: oh :(
Mobius:It looks like you’re being born dying at the same time I can’t keep looking at it
Loki:you said it wasn’t bad
Mobius:yah well I was lying
Loki: oh :(
by Uwu_Your_Mom November 14, 2023
Get the time slippingmug. While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.
Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!
Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!
Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!
by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025
Get the Mexican time machinemug. A set time during the day that is when a woman has a automatic attitude and does not want to be bothered. Usually focused towards her children and partner and specifically set during hrs when interaction is possible. Used to avoid dealing with real life grown up situations such as bills speaking about relationship issues or just to avoid contact at all cost.
I wanted to speak to you about the light bill yet I realized it was during your attitudal time, so I text you instead.
by GeekyEcoChic January 7, 2022
Get the Attitudal Timemug. Mary: Want to have booty time, Lamar?
Lamar: Hell yeah! I’ve been waiting for this for my entire life!
Lamar: Hell yeah! I’ve been waiting for this for my entire life!
by FatCreamReceiver January 18, 2022
Get the Booty Timemug.