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Paleolithic Hoe

A woman who is treated fairly and with respect by coworkers.

Referring to Paleolithic times(~12000BCE) when men cared for animals and women tended crops with a hoe. The invention of the plow required men to do "heavy work" and an animal to pull. This in turn changed the roles to males providing for the family, while women raised the family, creating the first gender inequality.
Dave: "Did you hear Stacy quit her job at Microsoft for a job at Burger king?"
Sam: "Hard to believe, but she said the work environment is so much better."
Dave: "They must have made her a paleolithic hoe."
by mrs-butters September 7, 2014
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Bro Hoe

A male figure who is a hoe but also a bro, about ~5’11 ~white ~plays baseball at a private school ~preachers son ~wears speares ~jeans ~and Has so many female friends you think he’s gay but he’s not
Yo, he’s such a bro hoe.
by Yum-Yum-sauce March 24, 2019
mugGet the Bro Hoemug.

Hoes for toes

1- A hoe who a an obsessive fetish for 10 year olds toes

2- I nonprofit organization that gives the right toes to the right hoes
10 yr old: Stop licking my toe
Hoe: But it tastes so good hoes for toes are bae
by Your lil Fran Timmy July 29, 2019
mugGet the Hoes for toesmug.

Hoe

by unknown22222222223 October 13, 2020
mugGet the Hoemug.

man hoe

A man hoe is someone who jumps from girl to girl not in the sense that he's sleeping with them and talks to multiple girls at one time.
Nick was dating kylie but also talking to Samantha Nicole and ava all at the same time that's a real man hoe right there
by the real syd March 7, 2019
mugGet the man hoemug.

Hoe

"Oh she's such a Filipe!" that means she's such a hoe
by floracat October 18, 2020
mugGet the Hoemug.

slap a hoe month

I’m December can slap any of these hoes that Eva played witchu 🤣🤣🤣and they won’t do shxt
by Islaphoesforaliving November 7, 2022
mugGet the slap a hoe monthmug.

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