Handsome 6-foot-3 European-American businessman, entrepreneur, pornographic film actor. Holmes was from Ashville, Ohio. This White American male ranks among the most famous and prolific adult film performers, with documented credits for at least 573 films. He was known for the exceptional size of his 16-in BWC, which featured heavily in his marketing. Before his career in pornography, he worked as an ambulance driver, forklift operator, and door-to-door salesman. Holmes also worked as a producer, director, and briefly owned a locksmith/furniture store.
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