October 5th

National ask your crush for his snap day!

Girl: Hey its October 5th, may I have your snap?
Boy: Yeah sure.

by zzcookei October 4, 2023

October 10th

October 10th is now declared Real Women’s Day this day to celebrate real women who were born with X/X chromosomes. women’s history month has been taken away from us by the trans community and now we just want to take back one day. so mark your calendars cause October 10th is officially Real Women’s Day

trans women: “hey what day is it”
real women: “oh it’s October 10th, which means it’s real women’s day!”
trans women: “oh ya i’m a women”
real women: “no this is a holiday to celebrate women with X/X chromosomes which you don’t have. that’s why it’s on October 10th, October 10th in roman numerals is X/X. so no you can’t participate in this day for real women.”

by the realist one. October 6, 2023

october 14th

the best people are born on this day, they are loving kind and caring and are one of the smartest people, they tend to have a great body and a fat ass,

hey when were you born? "october 14th" damnnnn wanna go out?

by loveyourself111 July 11, 2023

October Scorpio

The BEST scorpios to walk the planet earth.

Someone: when’s your birthday

Me: October 23
Someone: oh you’re them amazing October scorpio

by Letsfuckonthebalcony August 15, 2023

October 2nd

The day girls named harlee get tied up and railed by their bf until she can't function

Hey herlee you ready for October 2nd

by pseudonym12345678909 April 17, 2024

October 14th

grace appreciation day

“Hey guess what”
“what?”
“it’s october 14th!”
“so”
“it’s grace appreciation day ❤️”

by skcyoltie April 26, 2024

October

A professional gooner whose brain is suffering horribly from being a chronic porn addict. Cannot stand in an argument for the life of them. Usually spotted in telegram servers acting a fool.

“Hey, did you see what October said?” “Oh you mean the porn freak? I think someone needs to put them down.”

by Drowsy.Enmu May 30, 2024