Cock Slavy

It's the Art of cock slapping an Ukrainian woman when she's in the search of lemons.

Hey Curtis, Yesterday I find myself at Vons in the fruit section , I saw Yaroslava and cock slavy the shit out of her.

by Popdandy August 11, 2011

cock-tits

noun. Term referring to a man's testicles or balls. Also known as "dick boobs".

All this humidity really gets my cock-tits sweating.

by behindtheblindfold July 13, 2010

cock smoker

1.a human male who participates in the sucking of cock on a regular basis

2.also a term for a narcissistic human male who may be otherwise known as a wanker, a cockhead, a dickhead or a fuckstick. also especially in southern partsof australia they may be known as muzza

1. "is that reece kissing that bloke over there?" "oh fuck yeh didnt u know he was a cock smoker?"

2. look at him over there, thinkin hes all top shit, what a fucking cocksmoker

by smashedkrab January 15, 2011

Get cocked

When someone you know but don't like finds you in public

Ex:

Friend: Is that Tracy? The stupid bitch that put a piece of cake down your shirt that one time in senior year?

You: Oh shit, yeah it is.

Friend: damn girl get cocked.

by Kdawg e dawg February 25, 2017

Cock Ages

Having not seen something/someone for such a length of time that it can only me measured in ages of cock.

Guy 1: "Hey Bro, you remember California Games for NES? I have it. "

Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I haven't played that game in cock ages.

by the realness February 25, 2013

Cock Gnobbling

The act of twisting and pulling on a cock for maximum pleasure. Often played in competitive manners. The champion of a Cock Gnobble competition is often known as the Cock Gnobbler King.

Karan's mom loves cock gnobbling. I hear she went all-state and won the shiniest piece of tin foil.

by Mr Tumnus 12345 September 23, 2010

cock omlette

mixing eggs inside another persons mouth with your cock. male or female.

it was a bad idea adding salt to my cock omlette

by mix master 31 November 17, 2009