Straight white girl

The Straught white girl is a female in which would be considered "cool" or "Popular" they wear white Nike shoes, lululemon leggings, and white nike socks rolled up over their leggings. if you spot one in the wild please call animal control. these girls are attracted by nature to the STRAIGHT WHITE MAN, who have been blessed with tiny pps and enjoy football and garages. the straight white girl enjoys soccer and calling people who dress alternative "weird" or bark at them in animalistic behavior. please watch out for these dangers.

Straight white girl: BARK BARK WOOF WOOF

Me: my guy, im literally just wearing a band t-shirt and ripped cargo pants...

by Girl in reds wife April 12, 2022

the other white meat

Used sexually, the genitalia of a prospective sexual partner. Either vagina (pussy) or penis (snake).

Ah, the other white meat...

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

White Trash Cocktail

The post coitus dessert treat which coats the penis, consisting of a thick slimey layer of pussy juices, semen and condom lubrication, which is licked off by the female partner in order to cleanse the male member or "finish him off."

"I fucked her and I had a white trash cocktail, so I made her lick it off."

"So we fucked and all I could think about after was how bad I wanted to take shower to get this white trash cocktail slime off my cock."

"I went to lick the white trash cocktail, but when I tasted it, I realized there was no condom lube...that's when I figured out he just ripped open an alkaseltzer."

by JimandJohn May 31, 2009

white trash bidet

Using "baby wipes" to clean your gentials or anus after going to the bathroom. The wipes take the place of a real bidet.

Jimmy wasnt feeling fresh after his bowel movement, so he used a white trash bidet to clean up.

by gulliver22 February 13, 2008

White Girl Tax

A Tax that foreign guys must pay to white women, in America, for taking the jobs of white men. Since white men no longer have jobs they are not able to buy things, hence foreigners need to supplement it with gifts or cash for the women.

"You better pay up your white girl tax at the end of the month. Remember it's 2/3 of your salary, not including back rubs."

"Foreigners have to pay an extra tax in America, The White Girl Tax."

by BrownHolyCow April 29, 2013

white owl smoker

a homosexual male. a 'white owl' is a brand of cigar, and also a humorous euphamism for a phallus.

"he wasn't too interested in going to the titty bar, maybe he's a white owl smoker"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

White Water Wristing

Jacking off, polishing the pewter, wrestling the one eyed snake, training the purple headed warrior, cleaning the pipes, masterbating,

Damn, is that guy white water wristing in the hottub?

by Allison January 21, 2004