john

literally the fattest cum guzzling white guy u have ever met. NON HARD WORKING LITTLE BITCH WHO CAN LITERALLY EAT MY ASS

character 1: did u see john today bro?

character 2: nah dat rat behind bars fr.😋😋

by penis licker111 August 2, 2022

John

John is a disrespectful compulsive liar, addicted to smoking, usually about 5’8 curly blond hair with green and gold(hazel) eyes. Usually an asshole

You lie to much, don’t be such a John

by #1 John hater December 2, 2023

John Semple

The common village idiot... he nonces kiddies

Oh... it's John Semple walking into the nursery again...

by 4832 August 30, 2018

John Smith

When you blow a massive vape cloud on someone’s head and snort it off

“ Damn, that was a sick John Smith “

“ Put on Skrillex, I’m boutta hit a John Smith

by Psyducknachos February 22, 2025